Mister Yut: There's your welcome packet and your key. Hang on to that key, it lets you visit Paw-Tucket and go home to the human world anytime you want.
Dog: Thank you.
Mister Yut: And maybe next time get a haircut, hippie.
Quincy: [Munching]
Trip: The helicopter swoops down, woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop, the Pet Adventure Duo jump out - aaaaaagh! - landing dangerously close to the ragin' river. But, they spot a raft in the river. They hop on and speed down the roarin' rapids of mystery.
Quincy: Hmm.
Trip: Then they dry off with a napkin and another adventure is done.
Quincy: Wow, the Pet Adventure Duo lead exciting lives!
Trip: Quincy, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? We can have excitin' lives! Real adventures in real rivers, not dog water.
Quincy: [Munching] [Swallow]
Trip: Hey, how many chews was that?
Quincy: 65.
Trip: Don't you usually chew each 'bout a hundred times?
Quincy: Yep, living on the edge. I don't want to be a fraidy goat forever.
Trip: Look, let's go parasailin'. Just us guys, up in the sky, flyin' over the ocean.
Quincy: Just us guys, plummeting out of the sky, slamming into the ocean, sinking to the bottom?!
Trip: That won't happen. For once, Quincy, take a risk! It's a safe risk!
Quincy: Oh, no. Nonononono, not the adorable begging eyes that are nearly as big as your whole body! Huh, that's terrifying. Okay, okay! If it's a safe risk, I'll take it.
Trip: Cool! I'm gonna go sign us up!
Quincy: [Panting]
Trip: Quincy, meet Gar, he's drivin' our parasailin' boat.
Gar: You've only got me for an hour, so let's hop to it, mate.
Quincy: Be there in a sec, gotta do a quick little safety thing! [Straining]
Trip: [Sigh]
Quincy: Ah. This is too loose. Too tight, ow!
Gar: Anytime, fellas, the clock's ticking.
Quincy: Oh, shoot! I forgot the wet suit that's supposed to go under this. Gotta start over from the top!
Trip: You've got enough gear! You've got a life jacket under your life jacket!
Gar: Crikey, mate, you're not gettin' shot out of a cannon, you're just goin' 50 feet in the air!
Quincy: [Yelp] 50 feet?! Are we talking mouse feet or elephant feet?!
[Bird panting]
[Conk!]
Quincy: [Groan]
Trip: [Gasp]
Gar: Ah, I'm outta time, mate, I've got another climb. I'm outta here, later!
Quincy: Whoa, Trip! What happened?
Trip: Well, you were takin' forever with your safety gear and then a bird showed up with a coconut and...
Quincy: Bird? Coconut? Weird, I do not remember anything.
Trip: Then you don't remember that we went parasailin'?
Quincy: I don't remember not parasailing.
Trip: Uh, we did! And you loved it! You even chewed through the tow ropes so you could free fall!
Quincy: Free fall?
Trip: Yes! On your way down, you did a double loopty-loop, and then the wind blew you into the palm tree! You smacked your head and landed next to a coconut!
Quincy: I don't believe it!
Trip: Well, you can't blame me for-
Quincy: I thought I was a complete coward, but I'm not! I went parasailing, and I didn't back out, or throw up, or faint, or lose control of my bladder-
Trip: Yeayeayeah, you're a hero! How's it feel?
Quincy: Awesome! What's our next adventure?
Trip: Next adventure? Really?
Quincy: Aren't we the Pet Adventure Duo? Adventure is our middle name!
Trip: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Actually, my name is Murray, but I like Adventure better.
[Water rushing]
[Hawk screech]
Quincy: Oh, uh...Uhhhhh, I'm - I'm having second thoughts!
Trip: You? The guy who parasailed 500 vertical feet above water yelling, "Look at me! I'm the sky kiiiiing!"
Quincy: Sounds a little braggy, but I must've liked it. I guess if I overcame my fear once, I can do it again.
Trip: Mm-hm.
Quincy: Mm-hm!
Trip/Quincy: Wooooooo!
[Laughing and shouting]
Quincy: I'm the sky kiiiiiiiiing!
[Laughing]
Trip: Yes! Trip Murray Hamston sticks the landin'!
Quincy: I'm going to go stow my chute, then book us another plane ride so we can jump again!
Trip: Off you go, Pet Adventure bro! Huh! Jade? Why are you hidin' under there?
Jade: I'm not hiding, I only hide when I want to drive my human crazy looking for me. We're talking hours of fun.
Trip: I never hide from humans, they give me food!
Jade: How did you get Quincy to go parachuting?
Trip: He got beaned by a coconut and couldn't think straight, so I told him he liked adventure. Now he's more fun!
Jade: You lied to Quincy to get him to do stuff you want to do?
Trip: Hmm. When you put it like that, it makes me sound like a genius! Huh? [Straining] Uh, a little help?
Jade: You'll work it out, genius.
Quincy: Oh, hey! Have you seen the new issue of Pet Adventure Duo? They go extreme bungee jumping! We should do that!
Trip: Dunno what extreme bungee jumpin' is, but it sounds good to me!
Trip: Ah, thrillin' yet calmin'!
Quincy: Ready to hurtle through the air?
Trip: Say what now?! Uh, we should think about this first!
Quincy: No! The Pet Adventure Duo doesn't hesitate, they leap headlong into danger!
Trip: They leap safely in the pages of a comic book, we're 1000 feet in the-
[Screaming]
Trip: You know what we should do - ow! - when we get back - ow! - on the ground? Stay on the - ooww! - ground!
Quincy: Nah! I was thinking we should chute Paw-Tucket Rapids in a rubber raft!
Trip: Right now, I'd rather be the Pet Loungin' In a Hammock Duo! Not even expert rafters chute Paw-Tucket Rapids!
Quincy: That's what's so cool! The bigger the risk, the bigger the rush!
Trip: Right now, the only rush I'm gettin' is blood to my head, and everythin's upside down.
[Shivering]
Jade: Do I have food on my face?
Trip: Don't ask me, I'm still seein' everythin' upside down.
Jade: Oh, no problem.
Trip: Yeah, you got a little on your nose.
[Lick]
Bev: Hey, guys! As you know, I'm a push-your-boundaries kinda gal. Even I have to hand it to Quincy.
Jade: Yeah, he's been getting out of his comfort zone.
Bev: Tell me about it. This morning, I saw Quincy heading toward Paw-Tucket Rapids with rafting gear.
Trip: What?! I told him we weren't gonna do that! And why'd he go without me? It's the Pet Adventure Duo!
Bev: Either way, it's super dangerous. Why would he do something so crazy?
Jade: I believe it started with a bird, a coconut, and a dumb hamster. The dumb hamster is key in this.
Trip: And the dumb hamster has to fix it.
Quincy: Yeah! Haha, alright!
Trip: Quincy, stop!
Quincy: Now? Why? We're not at the white water!
Trip:We don't wanna get to the white water, the white water is bad water!
Quincy: The Pet Adventure Duo never quits!
Trip: We're not the Pet Adventure Duo, we're a snack eatin' rodent and a panicky goat who got beaned by a coconut!
Quincy: Wha-what do you mean? I don't remember that.
Trip: Though I told you we went parasailin', what really happened is a bird conked you on the head with a coconut.
Quincy: I remember the bird and getting conked, and I don't remember parasailing because...
Trip: Because you never did it. I made you think you did so we could do more fun stuff.
Quincy: So you lied to me to give me confidence?
Trip: Yeah. I'm sorry.
Quincy: So I'm not a daredevil adventurer who can handle whatever comes his way with his wily instincts and natural talent for survival? So why am I in a raft!?!
[Screaming]
Trip: I'm sorry I got us into this!
Quincy: What are we going to do now?
Trip: I'd love to be wrong, but I think we're gonna smash rocks so hard we're gonna get turned into jelly!
[Screaming]
Trip: Or get rescued! I like that so much better!
Jade: I was in the neighborhood and thought you might need a lift.
Quincy: You thought right, Jade!
Jade: I couldn't just let you get smashed in the rapids. [Camera click] It would give me bad dreams, and I like to sleep all day. And that would ruin it.
Quincy/Trip: [Grunt]
Jade: Just in case you ever think about trying something this idiotic again-
Quincy: We probably will.
Trip: But it'll be on the ground.
Quincy: [Chewing] [Gulp]
Trip: Hey, how many chews was that?
Quincy: Only 14. I don't want to be a fraidy cat goat forever.
Trip: So what if you are? Plenty of room for fraidycat goats in Paw-Tucket. Every dimbulb hamster needs a fraidy cat goat. That's the beauty of Paw-Tucket, takes all kinds.
Quincy: So, what's our next adventure?
Trip: It's sleepin' off this lunch. Why don't we find a couple of hammocks?
Quincy: Are the hammocks very high off the ground? I'll go get my helmet.
Trip: Aw, for Pete's snake!
[Credits]