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Mister Yut: There's your welcome packet and your key. Hang on to that key, it lets you visit Paw-Tucket and go home to the human world anytime you want.

Dog: Thank you.

Mister Yut: And maybe next time get a haircut, hippie.

Quincy: [Munching]

Trip: The helicopter swoops down, woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop, the Pet Adventure Duo jump out - aaaaaagh! - landing dangerously close to the ragin' river. But, they spot a raft in the river. They hop on and speed down the roarin' rapids of mystery.

Quincy: Hmm.

Trip: Then they dry off with a napkin and another adventure is done.

Quincy: Wow, the Pet Adventure Duo lead exciting lives!

Trip: Quincy, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? We can have excitin' lives! Real adventures in real rivers, not dog water.

Quincy: [Munching] [Swallow]

Trip: Hey, how many chews was that?

Quincy: 65.

Trip: Don't you usually chew each 'bout a hundred times?

Quincy: Yep, living on the edge. I don't want to be a fraidy goat forever.

Trip: Look, let's go parasailin'. Just us guys, up in the sky, flyin' over the ocean.

Quincy: Just us guys, plummeting out of the sky, slamming into the ocean, sinking to the bottom?!

Trip: That won't happen. For once, Quincy, take a risk! It's a safe risk!

Quincy: Oh, no. Nonononono, not the adorable begging eyes that are nearly as big as your whole body! Huh, that's terrifying. Okay, okay! If it's a safe risk, I'll take it.

Trip: Cool! I'm gonna go sign us up!



Quincy: [Panting]

Trip: Quincy, meet Gar, he's drivin' our parasailin' boat.

Gar: You've only got me for an hour, so let's hop to it, mate.

Quincy: Be there in a sec, gotta do a quick little safety thing! [Straining]

Trip: [Sigh]

Quincy: Ah. This is too loose. Too tight, ow!

Gar: Anytime, fellas, the clock's ticking.

Quincy: Oh, shoot! I forgot the wet suit that's supposed to go under this. Gotta start over from the top!

Trip: You've got enough gear! You've got a life jacket under your life jacket!

Gar: Crikey, mate, you're not gettin' shot out of a cannon, you're just goin' 50 feet in the air!

Quincy: [Yelp] 50 feet?! Are we talking mouse feet or elephant feet?!

[Bird panting]

[Conk!]

Quincy: [Groan]

Trip: [Gasp]

Gar: Ah, I'm outta time, mate, I've got another climb. I'm outta here, later!

Quincy: Whoa, Trip! What happened?

Trip: Well, you were takin' forever with your safety gear and then a bird showed up with a coconut and...

Quincy: Bird? Coconut? Weird, I do not remember anything.

Trip: Then you don't remember that we went parasailin'?

Quincy: I don't remember not parasailing.

Trip: Uh, we did! And you loved it! You even chewed through the tow ropes so you could free fall!

Quincy: Free fall?

Trip: Yes! On your way down, you did a double loopty-loop, and then the wind blew you into the palm tree! You smacked your head and landed next to a coconut!

Quincy: I don't believe it!

Trip: Well, you can't blame me for-

Quincy: I thought I was a complete coward, but I'm not! I went parasailing, and I didn't back out, or throw up, or faint, or lose control of my bladder-

Trip: Yeayeayeah, you're a hero! How's it feel?

Quincy: Awesome! What's our next adventure?

Trip: Next adventure? Really?

Quincy: Aren't we the Pet Adventure Duo? Adventure is our middle name!

Trip: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Actually, my name is Murray, but I like Adventure better.



[Water rushing]

[Hawk screech]

Quincy: Oh, uh...Uhhhhh, I'm - I'm having second thoughts!

Trip: You? The guy who parasailed 500 vertical feet above water yelling, "Look at me! I'm the sky kiiiiing!"

Quincy: Sounds a little braggy, but I must've liked it. I guess if I overcame my fear once, I can do it again.

Trip: Mm-hm.

Quincy: Mm-hm!

Trip/Quincy: Wooooooo!

[Laughing and shouting]

Quincy: I'm the sky kiiiiiiiiing!

[Laughing]

Trip: Yes! Trip Murray Hamston sticks the landin'!

Quincy: I'm going to go stow my chute, then book us another plane ride so we can jump again!

Trip: Off you go, Pet Adventure bro! Huh! Jade? Why are you hidin' under there?

Jade: I'm not hiding, I only hide when I want to drive my human crazy looking for me. We're talking hours of fun.

Trip: I never hide from humans, they give me food!

Jade: How did you get Quincy to go parachuting?

Trip: He got beaned by a coconut and couldn't think straight, so I told him he liked adventure. Now he's more fun!

Jade: You lied to Quincy to get him to do stuff you want to do?

Trip: Hmm. When you put it like that, it makes me sound like a genius! Huh? [Straining] Uh, a little help?

Jade: You'll work it out, genius.

Quincy: Oh, hey! Have you seen the new issue of Pet Adventure Duo? They go extreme bungee jumping! We should do that!

Trip: Dunno what extreme bungee jumpin' is, but it sounds good to me!

Trip: Ah, thrillin' yet calmin'!

Quincy: Ready to hurtle through the air?

Trip: Say what now?! Uh, we should think about this first!

Quincy: No! The Pet Adventure Duo doesn't hesitate, they leap headlong into danger!

Trip: They leap safely in the pages of a comic book, we're 1000 feet in the-

[Screaming]

Trip: You know what we should do - ow! - when we get back - ow! - on the ground? Stay on the - ooww! - ground!

Quincy: Nah! I was thinking we should chute Paw-Tucket Rapids in a rubber raft!

Trip: Right now, I'd rather be the Pet Loungin' In a Hammock Duo! Not even expert rafters chute Paw-Tucket Rapids!

Quincy: That's what's so cool! The bigger the risk, the bigger the rush!

Trip: Right now, the only rush I'm gettin' is blood to my head, and everythin's upside down.



[Shivering]

Jade: Do I have food on my face?

Trip: Don't ask me, I'm still seein' everythin' upside down.

Jade: Oh, no problem.

Trip: Yeah, you got a little on your nose.

[Lick]

Bev: Hey, guys! As you know, I'm a push-your-boundaries kinda gal. Even I have to hand it to Quincy.

Jade: Yeah, he's been getting out of his comfort zone.

Bev: Tell me about it. This morning, I saw Quincy heading toward Paw-Tucket Rapids with rafting gear.

Trip: What?! I told him we weren't gonna do that! And why'd he go without me? It's the Pet Adventure Duo!

Bev: Either way, it's super dangerous. Why would he do something so crazy?

Jade: I believe it started with a bird, a coconut, and a dumb hamster. The dumb hamster is key in this.

Trip: And the dumb hamster has to fix it.



Quincy: Yeah! Haha, alright!

Trip: Quincy, stop!

Quincy: Now? Why? We're not at the white water!

Trip:We don't wanna get to the white water, the white water is bad water!

Quincy: The Pet Adventure Duo never quits!

Trip: We're not the Pet Adventure Duo, we're a snack eatin' rodent and a panicky goat who got beaned by a coconut!

Quincy: Wha-what do you mean? I don't remember that.

Trip: Though I told you we went parasailin', what really happened is a bird conked you on the head with a coconut.

Quincy: I remember the bird and getting conked, and I don't remember parasailing because...

Trip: Because you never did it. I made you think you did so we could do more fun stuff.

Quincy: So you lied to me to give me confidence?

Trip: Yeah. I'm sorry.

Quincy: So I'm not a daredevil adventurer who can handle whatever comes his way with his wily instincts and natural talent for survival? So why am I in a raft!?!

[Screaming]

Trip: I'm sorry I got us into this!

Quincy: What are we going to do now?

Trip: I'd love to be wrong, but I think we're gonna smash rocks so hard we're gonna get turned into jelly!

[Screaming]

Trip: Or get rescued! I like that so much better!

Jade: I was in the neighborhood and thought you might need a lift.

Quincy: You thought right, Jade!

Jade: I couldn't just let you get smashed in the rapids. [Camera click] It would give me bad dreams, and I like to sleep all day. And that would ruin it.

Quincy/Trip: [Grunt]

Jade: Just in case you ever think about trying something this idiotic again-

Quincy: We probably will.

Trip: But it'll be on the ground.



Quincy: [Chewing] [Gulp]

Trip: Hey, how many chews was that?

Quincy: Only 14. I don't want to be a fraidy cat goat forever.

Trip: So what if you are? Plenty of room for fraidycat goats in Paw-Tucket. Every dimbulb hamster needs a fraidy cat goat. That's the beauty of Paw-Tucket, takes all kinds.

Quincy: So, what's our next adventure?

Trip: It's sleepin' off this lunch. Why don't we find a couple of hammocks?

Quincy: Are the hammocks very high off the ground? I'll go get my helmet.

Trip: Aw, for Pete's snake!

[Credits]

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